I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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