You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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