watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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