Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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