Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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