no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
