Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
