filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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