Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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