I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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