1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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