im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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