I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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