I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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