Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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