WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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