Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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