There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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