Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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