I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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