i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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