lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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