sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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