I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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