I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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