I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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