i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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