I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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