is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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