Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
she smelled like a LAN party
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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