what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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