Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I can't put those talents on a resume
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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