We're facebook friends in real life
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
