after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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