I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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