at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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