Define "chronic" masturbator.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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