apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Well I just put wine in my tea
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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