Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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