I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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