Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just high enough for therapy.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
