There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Do vagina's smell?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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