I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You don't make any sense
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She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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