he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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