We're facebook friends in real life
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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