i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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