we're blogging at a bar
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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