she was so not down for the gang bang
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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