Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Non-Jews are for practice
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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