This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
