SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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