i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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