now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
