Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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