I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
