I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize