yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Randomize
